OH DUDE THIS IS SCARY. I knew a giant shit monster lived in my phone!!!
you tell ‘em, sassy kid.
i made you a cake. you might not like it:
I WANT A TURTLE ROOM NOW!!!
this chokes me up. thank you for your sacrifices, ladies and gentlemen of the american military.
pants = wal mart bra.
best use of the F word you’ll see all second, guaranteed or I’ll pay you a dollar…